SocNet Sanctioning

Pimp Myspace delivers a MySpacer's delight, a cornucopia of sweetmeats, rainbow jellies and licorice sticks, mind candy for the socnet soul.

But more on that later. Guess what I just did. I came across another blogspot blog which I misconstrued was involved with My Internet Business, began posting madly to, and then realized that it was for some totally other "online op".

So, in my fourth and final posting, I wrote this ---

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Iago de Otto said...

Oh my good Lord! Bloody hell!! What a boner I have pulled. Woe is me.

All this time during my other postings on this blog I thought everyone was on the same page and it turns out that I am in the wrong book.

I mean, maybe this My Internet Business, which is not actually My Internet Business, is better than my internet business, which is My Internet Business. Maybe not. It is too early for me to know and too late for me to find out what this My Internet Business that isn't my internet business which is My Internet Business is all about. I mean, like I care. After all, I just spent a whole bunch of valuable time posting to this blogsite thinking that it was connected to the My Internet Business which is, well, you know what it is and which is which now, don't you? Man, am I glad we got that cleared up. I am sooo embarrassed.

April 21, 2008 10:16 AM

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And that's pretty funny. More about Pimp Myspace later. It is a Web 2.0 social networking platform thingee, which I am gonna start referring to just as socnet, is that's okay with you. Thanx in advance.

Barnum, Bailey, the 3-Ring Circus, the Kitchen Sink . . . .

Do you believe everything you read? How about every online announcement in the Internet marketing universe that comes your way? Like, for example, this one, which found me this morning in front of the machine at home prior to my being in front of this machine now at "work" (This is work?!??) ---

Your world will completely change in:
80 days 8 hours 13 minutes 13 seconds

--- with the clock still ticking.

This website goes on to make big claims concerning another "something new" soon to happen that will totally shake up the Internet. Of course, it's free to join up. The initial incentive? Share in the one million dollars (I assume that is in US currency) that this project is going to give to all its members who get in before the official launch date scheduled for the First of July (that's July of 2008, for your information). I guess if they get two million people registered that I could use an extra fifty cents. But anyway, that's not actually the cool part of what CashBlasterPro sez it's up to. Apparently, doomed or fated or designed intelligently to become bigger than not only Microsoft and Google but even bigger than Jupiter and maybe Sol, CBP will be the responsible party involved in making the entire World Wide Web completely Web 2.0 compliant.

One gigantic online social networking platform.

Did I join up for free? Absolutely. Will you? Only time will tell . . .

. . . like if tomorrow the ticker is still on Day 80 or not.

P.S. (On a blog? Are you kidding? Dammit, Jim, I'm not kidding!) Will I be promoting CBP via my personal network of traffic exchange sites? You betcha by golly gee whiz yeah, baby, I mean why not?

P.S.S. I almost forgot about the catch. You know, like the Heller novel, right? In order to qualify for the million bucks, you have to get at least two other nincompoops to join up under you, meaning me, as in, this nincompoop, yours truly, Iago de Otto (not his real name) invites all and sundry that land on this blogsite and espy this specific sentence to click through on my link to CBP and sign up under aforementioned Iago de Otto.